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Name: Kermit
Gender: Male
Interests: Maintaining the spiritual lives of my students.
Expertise: All things Christian.
Occupation: Education/training
Industry: Education/Research
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Member Since:
4/12/2005
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Hello all. This will be my last post. As most of you may have
figured out this is not the actual Kermit Bridges. There are those few
whom this new information will blow their mind. I started this site to
be a "voice of the students" but due to time and just the fact that I
don't really care anymore I am hanging up my cape. I hope I have spoken
accurately for the smart minority at Southwestern. And for those who
were offended or upset by this site...... I don't care. Put down the
SAGU books and go into the real world. Go ask an unsaved person about
God. They seem to know almost more than we do; only because they
know the other side. Get their perspective. Stay out past curfew.
Test the limits. Basically just get out of your bubble and live.....
I'm sorry but I won't be able to reveal who I am. If you guys want to
venture guesses be my guest. If you're right, maybe I'll let you
know.
For good measure and to make my quota for the post, I need to get this out of my system:
blessed blessed blessed holy holy blessed holy blessed holy blessed
blessed holy blessed blessed blessed blessed holy blessed blessed holy
blessed blessed holy blessed blessed holy blessed blessed holy holy
holy holy holy Blessed.
This is President Kermit Bridges signing off.
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Blessed greetings to all Sagu; students, alumni, or large donation
givers! Truly it has been a while since my last blessings blog for I
have been very busy with my latest blessed idea - GAP! For a very
blessed long while I have felt an unholy quickening of the Spirit
anytime TWIRP was mentioned. It's just not how God intended it! Need I
remind you of the heresy committed by "Sadie Hawkins"?!? The man is the
head of the household and thus should pay for everything! But it seems
the other two Godheads in the Southwestern Assemblies of God University
Trinity disagreed with me. Brooks and Guyens both thought it was
harmless so we came to the compromise that we will have both GAP and
TWIRP.
As Project Momentum comes to fruition, we have decided to continue
the trend with newer and more taxing Projects than ever before.
For the upcoming semester, we will be implimenting a new tuition
assistance program called "Trade-Up". For all those interested, a
$2000 dollar scholarship will be granted in exchange for souls.
Now, I know what you evangelists are thinking, "for souls won to
Christ", but what we desire is your actual soul. For those
nay-sayers, I offer this hermenutical rebuke (BIV) "What good is it for
a man to gain the whole soul and yet forfeit his very Southwestern
Assemblies of God education?"
Well I must be off. The Guynes doesn't like me staying up this
late.... Who am I kidding? He already knows.... Have a very blessed
holy day. And may the SAGU trinity be with you even to the end of the
age.
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| Hello again true Christians of the AG!! I decided to issue a
"Blessings Blog" for our good ol' fighting SAGU blessed LIONS!!! Have a
blessed football game. Show that other team what Assemblies of God
University they should've gone to! If our team wins tonight, I think
another tuition increase is in order! With this increase we will build
another smaller and insignificant building to house our ministry
classes and renovate our Full Life center into the "Kermit Bridges
Blessed Athletic Training Arena!" We can call it Project: Blessed
Ball! Go Lions! Show the other team how we AG crush all opposition to
our beliefs! Good night and have a blessed day to all of you who call
themselves a member of my blessed fellowship. Amen. | | |
| Many people have inquired about whether I feel over-Blessed
sometimes. Truly my cup runneth over, but at times I believe my
cup runneth TOO over or even ridiculously over. In these times, I
find it helps to take a draught of the World Prayer Fountain.
Flowing with water imported from every continent of the world, the
elixir from this campus landmark always serves to remind me of the
not-SAGU world we live in.
"The whole gospel, for the whole man, for the whole world."
While meditating on this passage in post-preparation for the sermons I
bestowed upon the student body last week - it hit me. Much like
the first time I heard Point of Grace in concert, my life will be
forever changed. It's the whole gospel for the whole MAN!
All this time it was right under our noses. Currently I am
working on a resolution for a 17th Fundamental Belief "The Exclusivity
of the Gospel for Men Only".
Please remember Project Momentum in your prayers and wallets.
Thanks to all those who supported Project Tuition Increase - an
enormous success.
Be Blessed!
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